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MORE SEX. LESS TALK. THAT'S WHAT A REAL WOMAN WANTS
FUCK YOUR FEELINGS, DUDE.
LIFE SUCKS... AND THEN YOU DIE.
SO FUCK SHIT UP AND LIVE IT UP WHILE YOU ARE HERE INSTEAD OF BEING A WHINY BITCH.
STOP COMPLAINING, CRY BABY. I ATE A BOWL OF NAILS FOR BREAKFAST.
...WITHOUT ANY MILK.
Bought my mother in law a gift:
"512 ways to be a good mother in law."
I thought it would be helpful to her life. True story.
LIFE IS TOUGH, BUT SO IS A POORLY COOKED STEAK AND YOU WILL STILL CHEW THAT UNTIL YOUR JAW HURTS AND SAY IT'S WORTH IT.
He thinks you're just another notch on the belt he wears?
Destroy his nutsack!