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MORE SEX. LESS TALK. THAT'S WHAT A REAL WOMAN WANTS

FUCK YOUR FEELINGS, DUDE.

No one gives a damn about your problems.

Man up, bro.

LIFE SUCKS... AND THEN YOU DIE.

SO FUCK SHIT UP AND LIVE IT UP WHILE YOU ARE HERE INSTEAD OF BEING A WHINY BITCH.

STOP COMPLAINING, CRY BABY. I ATE A BOWL OF NAILS FOR BREAKFAST.

...WITHOUT ANY MILK.

IF SOMEONE TRIES TO RUIN YOUR DAY,

RUIN THEIR FUCKING FACE!!!!

I'm not honest, but you're REALLY interesting.

Bought my mother in law a gift:

"512 ways to be a good mother in law."

I thought it would be helpful to her life. True story.

I wanna punch you in the face. With my foot.

LIFE IS TOUGH, BUT SO IS A POORLY COOKED STEAK AND YOU WILL STILL CHEW THAT UNTIL YOUR JAW HURTS AND SAY IT'S WORTH IT.

SAME CONCEPT!

Bend life over and fuck it in the ass.

Who is whose bitch after that?

He thinks you're just another notch on the belt he wears?

Destroy his nutsack!

No, I don't have feelings...

Feelings are overrated!