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"Ang pag-ibig parang ulan. Kung kelan ka hindi handa, saka naman bubuhos. Kahit anu tago mo mababasa ka. Ang masaklap, kung kelan ngeenjoy ka na, tsaka titila at mawawala." ='(
"The sign of being a MATURE person is not how WELL u prepare for everything to be RIGHT,. but on how U stand up & move on after everything goes WRONG.. " "Have an AWESOME life"
"Those who talk about other's shortcomings develop a judgemental spirit and blindnes to their own errors. Putting others down never elevates anyone but reveals the state of their own heart."
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~Woody Allen
How do you expect kids to listen to their parents.
- Tarzan lives half naked,
- Cinderella comes back home at midnight,
- Pinocchio lies all the time,
- Aladdin is the king of thieves,
- Batman drives at 320 KM/h,
- Sleeping beauty is lazy, and
- Snow white lives with 7 guys.
We shouldn’t be surprised when kids misbehave. Repost if you laughed. (;
IF I Was A FLOWER Would You PICK Me? IF I Was A LOLLY Would You Lick Me? IF I Was Sweet Would U Suck Me? IF I Asked You Very Nicely Would You F**K Me?