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Ang pag-ibig parang ulan

"Ang pag-ibig parang ulan. Kung kelan ka hindi handa, saka naman bubuhos. Kahit anu tago mo mababasa ka. Ang masaklap, kung kelan ngeenjoy ka na, tsaka titila at mawawala." ='(

"The sign of being a MATURE person is not how WELL u prepare for everything to be RIGHT,. but on how U stand up & move on after everything goes WRONG.. " "Have an AWESOME life"

‎"A life live in fear is no life to live !!" ˙˙ɹɐǝɟ ou

"Those who talk about other's shortcomings develop a judgemental spirit and blindnes to their own errors. Putting others down never elevates anyone but reveals the state of their own heart."

Sex is evil, evil's a sin
sins are forgiven, so let's begin

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~Woody Allen

How do you expect kids to listen to their parents.
- Tarzan lives half naked,
- Cinderella comes back home at midnight,
- Pinocchio lies all the time,
- Aladdin is the king of thieves,
- Batman drives at 320 KM/h,
- Sleeping beauty is lazy, and
- Snow white lives with 7 guys.
We shouldn’t be surprised when kids misbehave. Repost if you laughed. (;

IF I Was A FLOWER Would You PICK Me? IF I Was A LOLLY Would You Lick Me? IF I Was Sweet Would U Suck Me? IF I Asked You Very Nicely Would You F**K Me?

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X