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Monica: "Chandler, are you smoking again?"
Chandler: "Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again, today I'm smoking still..."

Ross: "We're gonna lift and slide....lift and slide!"
Phoebe: "Ross, but..."
Ross: "LIFT....AND SLIDE!!!!"

Joey: "JOEY DOESN`T SHARE FOOD!"

Monica: "Chandler you're panicking!"
Chandler: "Aham, join me won't you?"

Paul: "Chandler, did your dad ever hug you?"
Chandler: "No, did he hug you???!!"
Paul: "No! No! It’s just that, my dad never did. I miss my dad."
Chandler: "Well, you can see my dad in Vegas kissing other dads!"

Chandler: "My dad slept with Mr. Garibaldi!"
Monica: "Who's Mr. Garibaldi?"
Chandler: "DOES IT MATTER???"

Chandler: “Chandler: I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”

Rachel: "I'm not someone who goes after a guy five minutes after he's divorced!"
Monica: "No, you go after them five minutes before they get married!"

Rachel: "There are so many things that she disapproves of. I can't eat veal, I can't wear fur, I can't go hunting..."
Monica: "Do you wanna go hunting?"
Rachel: "Well, I would like to have the option!"

Phoebe: "If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, than please give me money so I can buy a computer!"

Ross: "Hmmm. So what you, you tell each other everything?"
Rachel: "Pretty much."
Ross: "Did you talk about the night of five times? Do you tell people about the night of five times?"
Rachel: "Uh, honey, yeah that was with Carol."
Ross: "I know, but it's still worth mentioning, I think."

Reporter: "I like that. what's your name?"
Phoebe: "Pheobe. That's, P, as in Phoebe, H, as in heobe, O as in oebe, E, as in ebe, B, as in bebe, and E as in... Ello there mate."