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Fezzik: Why are you wearing a mask? Were you burned by acid or something like that? Man In Black: Oh no, it's just they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone'll be wearing them in the future.
I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But, in the meantime, rest well, and dream of large women.
Buttercup: You killed my love. Dread Pirate Roberts: It's possible. I kill a lot of people.
Have you ever considered piracy? You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.
I can't afford to make exceptions. I mean once word leaks out that a pirate has gone soft, people begin to disobey you and then it's nothing but work, work, work all the time.
Good night Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
Buttercup: Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.s? Westley: Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.