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"Forget your suit. Look at my arms flailing. I'm like a flamingo on Ritalin" (S01E09, The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization)
Penny: Hey Sheldon, did you change your wifi password again?
Sheldon: Yes. It's "Penny get your own wifi". No spaces.
So, this is engineering, huh? Engineering, where the noble semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello Oompa Loompas of science!
Your gal pals, Penny and Bernadette went out shopping for some wedding nonsense without Amy, an action they took with no thought or regard as to how it would affect me, the future of string theory, or my LEGO fun time!
Sheldon: Howard your'e shoes are delightful where did you get them
Sheldon: BAZINGA i don't care
Björn Leví Valgeirsson
I believe the appropriate metaphor here involves a river of excrement and a Native American water vessel without any means of propulsion
Sheldon: Which is it, a jacuzzi or a bathtub? You see Kurt, all Jacuzzis are bathtubs but not all bathtubs are jacuzzis.
Kurt: Like, thumbs are fingers but not all fingers are thumbs?
Sheldon: Ah, yes.
Kurt: Oooooh, ok. So what exactly are toes?