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Putrefaction begins with the first cavity but people just don’t want to talk about it
Life sucks. One day you are here, next day you´re in the grave… next again here
When I was alive no one would invite me to parties because they said I was too quiet. Now they don´t do it because they say that I talk too much for a zombie
People tell me to cheer up but I think I am quite cheerful for a corpse.
Why are people so selfish? Why can´t they think more of ME and less of them?
I see myself esentially as an environmental activist. I’m green and biodegradable.
I dated a vegetarian but we had a conflict regarding our diets; she didn’t like me trying to eat her.