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The food here is terrible  and the portions are too small

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

I will not eat oysters

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Disco who?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Robin who?
Robin the bank!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Blonde who?
Emm...eww...what was the question?

Q: What's a waste of energy?

A: Telling a hair-raising story to a bald man!

What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger, the other is just a fish.