Summer Roberts says:
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Poor guy. Slight of build and on crutches. He's kind of like our very own Tiny Tim.
I don't know, Cooper-Scooper.
ell maybe I never had a dream. You know, maybe for once in my life I actually want to do something in my life. Like something important. Be the first woman in space or win one of the noble prizes...
She made me see that at Brown you're going to be surrounded by, like, really smart people that are going to make you feel really stupid. So you need someone around to makes you feel smart again.
Could you imagine me on the East coast? I'd be like one of those animals that they rip from their natural habitat and put in a zoo. Their fur would get all mangy and they'd throw dung at people. It would be awful.
I know I'm really cute! But more importantly, why are you always talking to my boyfriend?
is that that show where those hipster know-it-alls talk about how fascinating ordinary people are? God.
Who was that? It sounded like a girl.
What were you doing talking to her? Did you forget that she didn't let me into the lock-in? I totally bruised my hand pounding on that door.
What do you mean you can't hear—? You're responding!
Nightmares, huh? You know at first I thought you were just a sweaty sleeper. I didn't want to say anything, but
Yeah, ten-four, good buddy. So what's it gonna be? You can either tell Seth's dad the perverted truth and save your sorry ass, or you can roll the dice. Over - and out.