Billy Mack Quote of The Day
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Do you like Uncle Billy? Here's his daily wisdom! :)
"Come on and let it snow". Ouch...
Oh! Fuck wank bugger shitting arse head and hole!
Send an embarrassingly big car and I'll be there!
This is shit, isn't it?
Oh, Jesus, not that crap again!
Let's get pissed and watch porn.
It's a terrible, terrible mistake, Chubs, but you turn out to be the fucking love of my life.
I left Elton's, where there were a hefty number of half-naked chicks with their mouths open, in order to hang out with you, at Christmas.
-Uh, best shag you've ever had? -Britney Spears... No, only kidding. She was rubbish.
If I reach number one, I promise to sing the song stark naked on TV on Christmas Eve.
And particularly enjoy the incredible crassness of the moment when we try to squeeze an extra syllable into the fourth line.
If you believe in Father Christmas, children, like your Uncle Billy does, buy my festering turd of a record.