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Do you like Uncle Billy? Here's his daily wisdom! :)

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Do you like Uncle Billy? Here's his daily wisdom! :)

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Come on and let it snow

"Come on and let it snow". Ouch...

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Oh! Fuck wank bugger shitting arse head and hole!

Oh! Fuck wank bugger shitting arse head and hole!

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Send an embarrassingly big car and I'll be there!

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This is shit  isn t it?

This is shit, isn't it?

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Oh, Jesus, not that crap again!

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Let s get pissed and watch porn

Let's get pissed and watch porn.

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It s a terrible  terrible mistake  Chubs  but you turn out to be the fucking ...

It's a terrible, terrible mistake, Chubs, but you turn out to be the fucking love of my life.

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I left Elton's, where there were a hefty number of half-naked chicks with their mouths open, in order to hang out with you, at Christmas.

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-Uh, best shag you've ever had? -Britney Spears... No, only kidding. She was rubbish.

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If I reach number one, I promise to sing the song stark naked on TV on Christmas Eve.

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And particularly enjoy the incredible crassness of the moment when we try to squeeze an extra syllable into the fourth line.

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If you believe in Father Christmas, children, like your Uncle Billy does, buy my festering turd of a record.

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