Tracy Jordan quotes
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"But I want you to know something... You and me, it's not gonna be a one-way street. 'Cause I don't believe in one-way streets. Not between people, and not while I'm driving."
"Stop eating people's old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Don't you know you can fly?"
"I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! I'm just kidding, I know he doesn't care what humans do."
"I don't need it. I buy myself all the presents I need. And because of my drinking, I'm often surprised."
"When I was a kid growing up in the projects, I would look up into the stars and dream of going into space, escaping the slums, and killing an Ewok!"
"I'm sorry to use my barn voice, but I'm riled up!"
"Heavy is the head that eats the crayons."
"Passive resistance! I learned it from Doctor King! I'm brave!"
"I may hug people too hard and get lost at malls, but I'm not an idiot."
"A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory."
"I'm just going through the classic stages of grief; fear, denial, horniness, wisdom, sleepiness and now depression."
"If you get rich off this stuff, just take care of my family. I don't want my kids to have to go to college."