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"But I want you to know something... You and me, it's not gonna be a one-way street. 'Cause I don't believe in one-way streets. Not between people, and not while I'm driving."

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"Stop eating people's old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Don't you know you can fly?"

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"I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! I'm just kidding, I know he doesn't care what humans do."

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"I don't need it. I buy myself all the presents I need. And because of my drinking, I'm often surprised."

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"When I was a kid growing up in the projects, I would look up into the stars and dream of going into space, escaping the slums, and killing an Ewok!"

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"I'm sorry to use my barn voice, but I'm riled up!"

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"Heavy is the head that eats the crayons."

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"Passive resistance! I learned it from Doctor King! I'm brave!"

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"I may hug people too hard and get lost at malls, but I'm not an idiot."

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"A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory."

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"I'm just going through the classic stages of grief; fear, denial, horniness, wisdom, sleepiness and now depression."

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"If you get rich off this stuff, just take care of my family. I don't want my kids to have to go to college."

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