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Dont hit kids! No, seriously. They have guns now.

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I never discriminate people, I hate everybody equally

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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

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Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

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A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation

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Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.

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I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.

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I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

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Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.

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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.

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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

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