Princess Bride Quotations
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Quotes from the cult classic Princess Bride
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You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
As you wish.
Have you ever considered piracy? You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.
Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up.
Westley: Why won't my arms move? Fezzik: You've been mostly dead all day.
When I say you are a coward, that is only because you are the slimiest weakling ever to crawl the earth.
If Westley wants you, bless you both. If not, please consider me as an alternative to suicide. Are we agreed?
Westley: Then I'm here till I die? Albino: Till they kill you, yeah. Westley: Then why bother curing me? Albino: The prince and the count always insist on everyone being healthy before they're broken.
Buttercup: Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.s? Westley: Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
Good night Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
I can't afford to make exceptions. I mean once word leaks out that a pirate has gone soft, people begin to disobey you and then it's nothing but work, work, work all the time.