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Some of the best quotes of the famous american director, actor and comedian. In this app you'll find Allen's take on some of the subjects that obsess most men: love, sex, death, politics and life itself.

Throughout his successful career, Woody Allen has been nominated 23 times and won 4 Academy Awards: 3 for Best Original Screenplay and 1 for Best Director.

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Woody Allen Quotes

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Some of the best quotes of the famous american director, actor and comedian. In this app you'll find Allen's take on some of the subjects that obsess most men: love, sex, death, politics and life itself. Throughout his successful career, Woody Allen has been nominated 23 times and won 4 Academy Awards: 3 for Best Original Screenplay and 1 for Best Director. Enjoy!

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On the plus side  death is one of the few things that can be done as easily l...

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .

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Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.

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Id call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

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