Woody Allen Quotes
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Some of the best quotes of the famous american director, actor and comedian. In this app you'll find Allen's take on some of the subjects that obsess most men: love, sex, death, politics and life itself. Throughout his successful career, Woody Allen has been nominated 23 times and won 4 Academy Awards: 3 for Best Original Screenplay and 1 for Best Director. Enjoy!
Woody Allen Quotes > sarcasm
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .
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Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.
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Id call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.