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Some of the best quotes of the famous american director, actor and comedian. In this app you'll find Allen's take on some of the subjects that obsess most men: love, sex, death, politics and life itself.

Throughout his successful career, Woody Allen has been nominated 23 times and won 4 Academy Awards: 3 for Best Original Screenplay and 1 for Best Director.

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Woody Allen Quotes

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Some of the best quotes of the famous american director, actor and comedian. In this app you'll find Allen's take on some of the subjects that obsess most men: love, sex, death, politics and life itself. Throughout his successful career, Woody Allen has been nominated 23 times and won 4 Academy Awards: 3 for Best Original Screenplay and 1 for Best Director. Enjoy!

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Not only is there no God  but try finding a plumber on Sunday

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

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To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.

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"I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government"

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As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree"—probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

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