Woody Allen Quotes
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Some of the best quotes of the famous american director, actor and comedian. In this app you'll find Allen's take on some of the subjects that obsess most men: love, sex, death, politics and life itself. Throughout his successful career, Woody Allen has been nominated 23 times and won 4 Academy Awards: 3 for Best Original Screenplay and 1 for Best Director. Enjoy!
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night"