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Some of the best quotes of the famous american director, actor and comedian. In this app you'll find Allen's take on some of the subjects that obsess most men: love, sex, death, politics and life itself.

Throughout his successful career, Woody Allen has been nominated 23 times and won 4 Academy Awards: 3 for Best Original Screenplay and 1 for Best Director.

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Woody Allen Quotes

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Some of the best quotes of the famous american director, actor and comedian. In this app you'll find Allen's take on some of the subjects that obsess most men: love, sex, death, politics and life itself. Throughout his successful career, Woody Allen has been nominated 23 times and won 4 Academy Awards: 3 for Best Original Screenplay and 1 for Best Director. Enjoy!

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Why does man kill? He kills for food

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

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I will not eat oysters

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

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The food here is terrible  and the portions are too small

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

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Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.