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Some of the best quotes of the famous american director, actor and comedian. In this app you'll find Allen's take on some of the subjects that obsess most men: love, sex, death, politics and life itself.

Throughout his successful career, Woody Allen has been nominated 23 times and won 4 Academy Awards: 3 for Best Original Screenplay and 1 for Best Director.

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Woody Allen Quotes

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Some of the best quotes of the famous american director, actor and comedian. In this app you'll find Allen's take on some of the subjects that obsess most men: love, sex, death, politics and life itself. Throughout his successful career, Woody Allen has been nominated 23 times and won 4 Academy Awards: 3 for Best Original Screenplay and 1 for Best Director. Enjoy!

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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

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On the plus side  death is one of the few things that can be done as easily l...

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .

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It is impossible to experience one s death objectively and still carry a tune...

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

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It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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die death

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I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

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after life death

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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

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inmmortality death

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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

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death insurance

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Where I grew up... in Brooklyn, nobody committed suicide... you know, everyone was too unhappy.

unhappy death

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The key is, to not think of death as an end, but as more of a very effective way to cut down on your expenses.

death experience

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I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

family watch death

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Death is a state of non-being. That which is not, does not exist. Therefore death does not exist. Only truth exists. Truth and beauty. Each is interchangeable, but are aspects of themselves. Er, what specifically did they say they had in mind for me?

beauty death truth

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