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Some of the best quotes of the famous american director, actor and comedian. In this app you'll find Allen's take on some of the subjects that obsess most men: love, sex, death, politics and life itself.

Throughout his successful career, Woody Allen has been nominated 23 times and won 4 Academy Awards: 3 for Best Original Screenplay and 1 for Best Director.

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Woody Allen Quotes

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Some of the best quotes of the famous american director, actor and comedian. In this app you'll find Allen's take on some of the subjects that obsess most men: love, sex, death, politics and life itself. Throughout his successful career, Woody Allen has been nominated 23 times and won 4 Academy Awards: 3 for Best Original Screenplay and 1 for Best Director. Enjoy!

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Woody Allen Quotes

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Most of the time I don t have much fun

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

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Not only is there no God  but try finding a plumber on Sunday

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

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Why does man kill? He kills for food

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

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If my films don t show a profit  I know I m doing something right

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

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I will not eat oysters

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

oysters food funny

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I have bad reflexes

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

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I ve never been an intellectual but I have this look

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

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If my films make one more person miserable  I ll feel I have done my job

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

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Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

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Man consists of two parts  his mind and his body  only the body has more fun

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.

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Why are our days numbered and not  say  lettered?

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

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