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Do you function at a different frequency than the rest? Do you need acid remarks to get through the day? If you enjoy pointing out the incoherences in the social contract that rules society, then you are going to love this app. Remember, a daily dose of sarcasm keeps the doctor a way. Enjoy!
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day.
Hold on, I'm searching for a care in the world.
I may look like I don't care, but if you look deep, deep down, I still don't care.
Oh you don't like me, oh I';m sorry, I thought you knew I don't care
I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. I was just doing the world a favor.
Some people should use a glue stick instead of Chapstick.
I hate Monday's, that's why I sleep through them.
You're as useless as 'ueue' in queue.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
faces like yours belong in the zoo.
Don't be mad,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage but laughing at you.
If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would fart.
- I'm stressed.
- Stop worrying so much.
- WOW, THANKS! ALL MY PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED NOW!
Life is simple. It's just not easy to decipher. Well, at least not by idiots.
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