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Frenys Android

If your mind is so closed, why is your mouth so open?

I'm not honest, but you're REALLY interesting.

I wanna punch you in the face. With my foot.

I'm not saying I don't like you. I'm just saying I'd unplug your life support to charge my phone.

They say I act like I do not care.
I tell them I'm not acting.

There are over eight billion people in the world, and your going to let ONE PERSON ruin your day? DON'T

Do you just stand in the mirror and practice being stupid ? You're really good at it

- Are you okay?!
- No, I just saw your face!

Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupid!

I'd suggest you take your head out of your ass. It's not a hat.

I will slap you so hard, Google won't be able to find you!

Unless your name is Google, QUIT ACTING LIKE YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!