Do you just stand in the mirror and practice being stupid ? You're really good at it
- Are you okay?!
- No, I just saw your face!
Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupid!
I'd suggest you take your head out of your ass. It's not a hat.
I will slap you so hard, Google won't be able to find you!
Unless your name is Google, QUIT ACTING LIKE YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!
I'm sorry, it seems that you have mistaken me for someone who gives a shit.
I'm so so so so so so so sorry...that no one cares about your face.
Them: Who?... Who?...Who?
Me: Man, your feet don't fit no limb. Stop with the who!
Roll yours eyes back again, maybe you'll find a brain back there!
Grow a sense of humour. Then you might just be able to develop a personality.
If we were being chased by wolves, I would use you as my shield.