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Do you function at a different frequency than the rest? Do you need acid remarks to get through the day? If you enjoy pointing out the incoherences in the social contract that rules society, then you are going to love this app.

Remember, a daily dose of sarcasm keeps the doctor away.

Enjoy!

Daily Dose of Sarcasm

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Daily Dose of Sarcasm

SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

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My biggest fear right now, is that I'll wake up and this conversation won't be a dream.

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AnupamaIyer

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I'm not an idiot...I don't know about you, though.

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SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 23 days - 1 star

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Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupid.

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SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 26 days - 1 star

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Marriage is just texting each other "Do we need anything from the grocery store?" a bunch of times until one of you dies.

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SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 30 days - 1 star

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Hearing your stupid self makes me feel smarter!

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SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 32 days - 1 star

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- Have you seen my...

- Brain? I was wondering the same thing.

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SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 41 days - 1 star

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When God was handing out brains you thought he said trains and said "No thanks, I'm not going very far".

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jessicadecorah

Published 47 days - 1 star

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I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over the hope that you would SHUT UP.

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SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 55 days - 2 stars

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When life gives you lemons, eat them and be thankful

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SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 68 days - 1 star

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Me + My Bed = Still a better love story than Twilight

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SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 77 days - 3 stars

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Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense.

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AleemDk

Published 82 days - 1 star

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Shut up! Nobody cares what you think anyways.

Aleem DK

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