I'd suggest you take your head out of your ass. It's not a hat.
I will slap you so hard, Google won't be able to find you!
Unless your name is Google, QUIT ACTING LIKE YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!
I'm sorry, it seems that you have mistaken me for someone who gives a shit.
I'm so so so so so so so sorry...that no one cares about your face.
Them: Who?... Who?...Who?
Me: Man, your feet don't fit no limb. Stop with the who!
Roll yours eyes back again, maybe you'll find a brain back there!
Grow a sense of humour. Then you might just be able to develop a personality.
If we were being chased by wolves, I would use you as my shield.
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see that you are unarmed for such a duel.
How can you face your problem if your problem is your face?
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway