Calvin & Hobbes Quotes
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Ever notice how tense grownups get when they're recreating?
Studies in Contemporary State-Sponsored Terrorism. ....Also known as gym class.
I hate being good (or trying to fake it).
A good compromise leaves everybody mad
Calvin: Do you hate being a girl?
Susie: It's better than the alternative
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Honesty is telling it when asked. Openness is telling it without being asked
Every time I fell like working, I sit down and wait, for the feeling to go away!!!
Whoever said money couldn’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop
Calvin: Days go by and we hardly notice them. Life becomes a blur. Often it takes a calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we've made, but it's too late to change anything!
If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.
Resolutions? ME?? Just what are you implying? That I need to change?? Well, Buddy, as far as I'm concerned, I'm perfect the way I am!