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You fart helium?

You fart helium?

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I know you can see me

I know you can see me. Bad guys always see me. My plans suck. People die. It's always a mess.

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I hate it when villains quote Shakespeare

I hate it when villains quote Shakespeare.

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Does this strike any of you superior beings as a little bit ironic?

Does this strike any of you superior beings as a little bit ironic?
That I'm the deficient one, and I'm still saving your butts.

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The baby s head is *up*

The baby's head is *up*. It has to be *down*. Don't make any structural changes

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Wh  I can t believe it

Wh... I can't believe it. I left a nuclear bomb in an elevator.

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Bill Gates can’t guarantee Windows  how can you guarantee my safety?

Bill Gates can’t guarantee Windows, how can you guarantee my safety?

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What propulsion  the smoke you re blowing up my ass?

What propulsion, the smoke you're blowing up my ass?

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Excuse me ladies  can I have your attention

Excuse me ladies, can I have your attention. Do any of you have one of these under your skirt?

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I do not sit at the kiddie table

I do not sit at the kiddie table. Now you either give me the big toys or you send me home

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Well  this little spaceman is going home

Well, this little spaceman is going home. Lock up the women and hide the fried chicken!

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Welcome to the Federation Starship SS Buttcrack

Welcome to the Federation Starship SS Buttcrack

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