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Space travel can be stressful.
You fart helium?
I know you can see me. Bad guys always see me. My plans suck. People die. It's always a mess.
I hate it when villains quote Shakespeare.
Does this strike any of you superior beings as a little bit ironic?
That I'm the deficient one, and I'm still saving your butts.
The baby's head is *up*. It has to be *down*. Don't make any structural changes
Wh... I can't believe it. I left a nuclear bomb in an elevator.
Bill Gates can’t guarantee Windows, how can you guarantee my safety?
What propulsion, the smoke you're blowing up my ass?
Excuse me ladies, can I have your attention. Do any of you have one of these under your skirt?
I do not sit at the kiddie table. Now you either give me the big toys or you send me home
Well, this little spaceman is going home. Lock up the women and hide the fried chicken!
Welcome to the Federation Starship SS Buttcrack