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I hope pharmacist and back up pharmacist never find out about one another. That's a cat fight waiting to happen.

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"You know - in the early days we didn't always have it easy like you. No... We had to go down to Chinatown where they'd inject our frown lines with mayonnaise that had been left out in the sun for a week."

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Karen: "Rosie, I just met the most incredible man!"
Rosario: "Are you sure you just didn't lean into the doorknob again?"

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Karen - "Lord. Would you look at these people. Why anybody would choose to be homeless is beyond me."
Jack - "Karen, nobody chooses to be homeless. It's because they did something bad."

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Grace - [as Karen is showing her breasts to a woman] "Karen, what are you doing?"
Karen - "She started it."
Grace - "Karen, she's breast feeding."
Karen - "Oh... That would explain the little bald man."

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Karen - "Honey, this is me you're talking to. Carol!"
Grace - "Karen!"
Karen: "Oh, that's pretty!"

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"Hey I have feelilngs too you know..... " [Jack and Karen both break out laughing]

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I regret the day I ever laid boobs on that man!

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I guess I could get rid of Pastry Chef. He makes these weird brownies that don't make me paranoid.

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Grace, how could you? AA goes against everything that I believe to be good and pure in this world.

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I've gotta find the ladies room. It's true what they say, you don't buy tequila, you rent it.

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Oh, my God. She just asked a Fairy an engine question. We're all gonna die in this car.

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