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Well  that s the end of the film

Well, that's the end of the film. Now, here's the meaning of life: Well, it's nothing very special. Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.

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Mr Smoke-Too-Much

Mr Smoke-Too-Much: The Bolour Suppliment.
Bounder: The Colour Supplement.
Mr Smoke-Too-Much: Yes, I'm sorry, I can't say the letter B.
Bounder: C?
Mr Smoke-Too-Much: Yes, that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a "sbool" boy. I was attacked by a bat.
Bounder: A cat?
Mr Smoke-Too-Much: No, a bat.

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Praline: Hello, I wish to register a complaint...Hello? Miss?
Shopkeeper: What do you mean, miss?
Praline: Oh I'm sorry, I have a cold.

Dead Parrot

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I m afraid that the Ministry of Silly Walks is no longer getting the kind of ...

I'm afraid that the Ministry of Silly Walks is no longer getting the kind of support it needs. You see there's Defense, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, Silly Walks ... they're all supposed to get the same. But last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defense.

The Pythons

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Help! Help! I´m being oppressed!!

Help! Help! I´m being oppressed!!

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There s a bomb onboard this plane  and I ll tell you where it is for a thousa...

There's a bomb onboard this plane, and I'll tell you where it is for a thousand pounds.

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I want to complain

I want to complain
- You want to complain? I want to complain!, look at these shoes!

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Why is it that the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de v...

Why is it that the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, and ask you - just quickly - if there's any particular thing that you remember about Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

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Mr

Mr. Anchovy, but you see your report here says that you are an extremely dull person. You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful. And whereas in most professions these would be considerable drawbacks, in chartered accountancy, they're a positive boon.

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Hitler

Hitler: My dog's got no nose!
Soldiers: How does it smell?
Hitler: Awful!

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Interviewer

Interviewer: I didn't really call you Eddie Baby, did I, sweetie?
Sir Edward: Don't call me sweetie!
Interviewer: Can I call you sugar plum?
Sir Edward: No.
Interviewer: Pussycat?
Sir Edward: No!
Interviewer: Angel drawers?
Sir Edward: No you may not! Get on with it!
Interviewer: Can I call you Frank?

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Man

Man: is this the right room for an argument?
Mr. Vibrating: I've told you once.

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