Men vs Women
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Here are some fun facts that show why men and women are nothing alike. Enjoy!
Men vs Women
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A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
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Women deny something is wrong and yet they act offended.
Men try to understand what they did wrong so they can fix it, making the situation worse in the process.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book and get the mail
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, shampoo, soap and a towel.
The avarage number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
When the billl arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each trhow in $20, even though it's only for $32,50. None of them will have anythin smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but is on sale.
If Laura, Kate, and Sarah go out for lunch they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Dickhead and Shot for Brains.