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A man walks into a restaurant. He waits 3 hours and finally is shown to his table. He opens his menu and looks up in shock and annoyance...
It's has a sign that says out of order!
What has 2 legs and bleeds
Half a dog.
Why did jimmy fall off the swing?
Another kid pushed him.
What's wet and slippery?
A wet slipper.
How do you wake up lady gaga?
You poke her face