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Did you know that not everybody likes Christmas? Well, now you do. Some people don't feel at all festive in the holidays, as a matter fact, they'd rather get punched in the nut sack than go through the motions of Christmas celebrations. Santa is also fed up with it this time and he's here to speak his mind about it.

Beware, if you came to this place for some giggles and Ho-Ho-Ho's you came to the wrong place!

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Did you know that not everybody likes Christmas? Well, now you do. Some people don't feel at all festive in the holidays, as a matter fact, they'd rather get punched in the nut sack than go through the motions of Christmas celebrations. Santa is also fed up with it this time and he's here to speak his mind about it. Beware, if you came to this place for some giggles and Ho-Ho-Ho's you came to the wrong place!

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HEY, I'M NOT THE PERVERT HERE.

YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS PUTING HIS CHILD ON A STRANGER'S LAP.

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TRAFFIC REGULATIONS DON'T ALLOW UNDERAGED KIDS ON MY SLED...

BUT YOUR MOMMA CAN RIDE ON IT WHENEVER SHE WANTS.

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SORRY KID, I FORGOT YOUR PRESENT

GOT SOME MONEY THOUGH. WANT ME TO BUY YOU SOME HO-HO-HO'S?

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GNOMES ARE REALLY GOOD AT THEIR JOB: ALL TOYS ARE MADE WITH THEIR OWN HANDS.

THEY ARE REALLY GOOD AT HAND J**.

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THIS CHRISTMAS AFTER FINISHING MY SHIFT

I'M GOING TO A STRIP CLUB WITH THE TOOTH FAIRY AND THE EASTER BUNNY

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I'M SICK AND TIRED OF XMAS

NOW, WITH XXX-MAS IT'S A HOLE DIFFERENT STORY

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GOT YOU THAT RED FIRETRUCK YOU WANTED.

DON'T ASK ME WHAT I GOT YOUR MOM. LETS JUST SAY, SHE'S THANKFUL TOO.

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SANTA?

I THINK SATAN IS MORE LIKELY!

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WANNA SEE SANTAS LITTLE HELPER?

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...

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TELL YOUR MOMMA TO LEAVE SOME COOKIES IN THE MANTELPIECE

I'LL BRING THE MILK

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YOUR MOMMA CAN SIT ON MY LAP

WHENEVER SHE WANTS

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SAY HELLO TO SANTAS HELPER...

HE'S NOT LITTLE...AT ALL!!

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