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Did you know that not everybody likes Christmas? Well, now you do. Some people don't feel at all festive in the holidays, as a matter fact, they'd rather get punched in the nut sack than go through the motions of Christmas celebrations. Santa is also fed up with it this time and he's here to speak his mind about it.

Beware, if you came to this place for some giggles and Ho-Ho-Ho's you came to the wrong place!

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Did you know that not everybody likes Christmas? Well, now you do. Some people don't feel at all festive in the holidays, as a matter fact, they'd rather get punched in the nut sack than go through the motions of Christmas celebrations. Santa is also fed up with it this time and he's here to speak his mind about it. Beware, if you came to this place for some giggles and Ho-Ho-Ho's you came to the wrong place!

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MY DEAR ELVES, THERE'S NO EASY WAY TO SAY THIS:

OUR COMPANY HAS SUFFERED AN AGRESSIVE TAKE OVER. WE ALL WORK FOR GOOGLE NOW.

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"DEAR KIDS, I'M TIRED OF YOUR DEMANDS

THIS YEAR I'LL BE THE ONE GETTING PRESENTS. HERE'S A LIST OF THE S*** I WANT".

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GETTING TIRED OF YOU ASKING FOR PRESENTS EVERY YEAR.

WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? CAN'T THEY AFFORD TO BUY YOU ONE?

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RUDOLPH WAS GETTING OLD. HAD TO PUT HIM DOWN.

F*** THE SLED. I RIDE A HARLEY NOW.

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I'M TRAPPED ALL YEAR IN THE NORTH POLE WITH MRS CLAUS, GNOMES AND A BUNCH OF REINDEER

AND YOU WONDER WHY I'M ANGRY?

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Batman

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SO YOU'RE TELLING ME RUDOLPH HAS A RED NOSE?

YOU'VE GOT IT WRONG, THAT EAGER TO PLEASE REINDEER HAS A BROWN ONE...

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Batman

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SORRY KID, NO PRESENTS FOR YOU THIS YEAR.

BECAUSE F*** YOU, THAT'S WHY.

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YOUR TREE ISN'T CUTE...

IT LOOKS LIKE THE OFFSPRING OF ELTON JOHN AND BOY GEORGE.

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Batman

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GNOMES DON'T LIKE TO BE CALLED BY THAT VERNACULAR.

THEY PREFER TO BE REFERRED AS LITTLE PEOPLE. LIKE I GIVE A F***

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