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Did you know that not everybody likes Christmas? Well, now you do. Some people don't feel at all festive in the holidays, as a matter fact, they'd rather get punched in the nut sack than go through the motions of Christmas celebrations. Santa is also fed up with it this time and he's here to speak his mind about it. Beware, if you came to this place for some giggles and Ho-Ho-Ho's you came to the wrong place!
Bad Santa > Badass Santa
WHAT GAVE YOU THE IDEA THAT I'M A JOLLY FELLOW?
GET OUT OF MY LAP BEFORE I BREAK YOUR LEGS, FATTY!
I'M TIRED OF BEING PORTRAIED AS A FAG IN HOLLYWOOD MOVIES
MY LAWYERS ARE WORKING ON A LAWSUIT AS WE SPEAK.
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LETS JUST SAY THE D.E.A IS VERY INTERESTED IN KNOWING WHAT MAKES MY REINDEERS FLY
I'M NOT TELLING MY SECRET SAUCE
IF YOU HEAR SOMEONE GOING DOWN THE CHIMNEY...
CALL THE COPS BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET MUGGED. HOW THE F*** DO YOU THINK I CAN FIT IN THERE?
I USED TO BE A GOOD SANTA...
BUT THEN I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE.
IN MY LIST, BEING BAD SCORES YOU SOME EXTRA POINTS.
BEING GOOD IS FOR PUS****.