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Did you know that not everybody likes Christmas? Well, now you do. Some people don't feel at all festive in the holidays, as a matter fact, they'd rather get punched in the nut sack than go through the motions of Christmas celebrations. Santa is also fed up with it this time and he's here to speak his mind about it.

Beware, if you came to this place for some giggles and Ho-Ho-Ho's you came to the wrong place!

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Did you know that not everybody likes Christmas? Well, now you do. Some people don't feel at all festive in the holidays, as a matter fact, they'd rather get punched in the nut sack than go through the motions of Christmas celebrations. Santa is also fed up with it this time and he's here to speak his mind about it. Beware, if you came to this place for some giggles and Ho-Ho-Ho's you came to the wrong place!

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Bad Santa

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I DON'T LET KIDS SIT ON MY LAP ANYMORE.

THAT KIND OF S*** GOT MICHAEL JACKSON INTO TROUBLE.

Dirty Santa

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Batman

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MY DEAR ELVES, THERE'S NO EASY WAY TO SAY THIS:

OUR COMPANY HAS SUFFERED AN AGRESSIVE TAKE OVER. WE ALL WORK FOR GOOGLE NOW.

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Undo the deception!

Undo the deception!

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Batman

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HEY, I'M NOT THE PERVERT HERE.

YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS PUTING HIS CHILD ON A STRANGER'S LAP.

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Batman

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TRAFFIC REGULATIONS DON'T ALLOW UNDERAGED KIDS ON MY SLED...

BUT YOUR MOMMA CAN RIDE ON IT WHENEVER SHE WANTS.

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Dirty Santa

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Batman

Published 1391 days - 0 stars

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A PRETENTIOUS BRAT SAT ON MY LAP TODAY AND TOLD ME HOW DISSAPOINTED HE WAS WITH LAST YEARS PRESENTS...

AND YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD A CRAPPY JOB

Working Class Santa

Batman

Published 1391 days - 0 stars

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A KID PEED IN HIS PANTS TODAY WHILE BEING ON MY LAP

MEH, I'VE HAD WORSE!

Working Class Santa

Batman

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OK, THAT'S IT: DECEMBER 26TH, 00:00:01 A.M.

I'M DONE HERE. SEE YOU NEXT YEAR LITTLE CREEPS!

Working Class Santa

Batman

Published 1404 days - 0 stars

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WHAT GAVE YOU THE IDEA THAT I'M A JOLLY FELLOW?

GET OUT OF MY LAP BEFORE I BREAK YOUR LEGS, FATTY!

Badass Santa

Badass Santa

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Batman

Published 1404 days - 0 stars

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I'M TIRED OF BEING PORTRAIED AS A FAG IN HOLLYWOOD MOVIES

MY LAWYERS ARE WORKING ON A LAWSUIT AS WE SPEAK.

Badass Santa

Badass Santa

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Batman

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"DEAR KIDS, I'M TIRED OF YOUR DEMANDS

THIS YEAR I'LL BE THE ONE GETTING PRESENTS. HERE'S A LIST OF THE S*** I WANT".

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Batman

Published 1474 days - 1 star

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LETS JUST SAY THE D.E.A IS VERY INTERESTED IN KNOWING WHAT MAKES MY REINDEERS FLY

I'M NOT TELLING MY SECRET SAUCE

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