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mduh

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished.
-Groucho Marx

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Hell is full of musical amateurs
-- George Bernard Shaw

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mduh

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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
-- Groucho Marx

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mduh

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Nobody is perfect

Nobody is perfect. I want to be nobody.

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mduh

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We live in the era of the smart phones and stupid people

We live in the era of the smart phones and stupid people.

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mduh

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- Don t forget you are what you eat

- Don't forget you are what you eat.
- I need to eat a skinny person.

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Don t grow up

Don't grow up. It's a trap.

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Nutella (proper noun)

Nutella (proper noun): the only reason to buy bread.

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mduh

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Never wrestle with a pig

Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

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Great Quotes #6035997

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