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Hell is full of musical amateurs
-- George Bernard Shaw
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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
-- Groucho Marx
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Nobody is perfect. I want to be nobody.
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We live in the era of the smart phones and stupid people.
- Don't forget you are what you eat.
- I need to eat a skinny person.
Don't grow up. It's a trap.
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Nutella (proper noun): the only reason to buy bread.
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Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.