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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

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Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

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Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

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Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

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Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

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