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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

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What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

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The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

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