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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.